Was it you sitting out by the kitchen table
Oh I woulda sat down but I wasn’t able
I was torn from the start and I lost my mark
My friends were all driving their new fancy cars
Get together your act and get yourself dressed
Get off your ass and you won’t be depressed
How about you go get a job and go find a wife
How about you frolic and brag about your new shitty life
Oh fuck all that
That all sounds so fucking lame

I think ill go hang out with the friends I don’t have
And eat some food and hope I don’t get fat
But I know ill get fat but its not all that bad
Cus if I stop eating then I won’t be so sad

Maybe fantasize about seeing myself in the paper
And sell shirts of my face that were made with slave labor
I can be an aquabat in my dreams about that
And then me and my friends we’ll all sing super rad yeah
I aint never thought about that

I said
Oh sonar
If you could grant me a wish could you please make sure I don’t become
A rock star
I don’t want coke in my nose cause that sounds like it blows but

I hope I get it together
Cause im no longer a kid
But I don’t know what I did
Yeah I hope
I get it together

All these cancel culture patients with the hate in their veins
They’re like zombies but they want attention not brains
Andrew W.K. hosted destroy build destroy and im too scared to tell my friend that I like Pink Floyd
Sorry bout getting side tracked but I guess that just happens
But you got tears streaming down your face here’s a napkin
I keep thinking about all these nuclear weapons
But at the same time im thinking about dude what would happen and
Its hard to forget about that (C’mon Cartoon Network)
So im running out of lines my life on a thread
I think I spent just about the whole day in bed
No I listened to LPC and watched Jackass 3D
I need someone to come over and please console me
But I don’t wanna see people and I guess that’s ironic
But these symptoms I’m having seem to be chronic
I guess ill listen to pavement like a stupid indie bitch
Cause id let Stephen Malkmus name my first kid yeah
He’d probably name him Stephen

I said
Oh Sonar
If you could grant me a wish could you please make sure I don’t become
A rock star
I don’t want coke in my nose cause that shit sounds like it blows but

I hope I get it together
Cause im no longer a kid
But I don’t know what I did
Yeah I hope
I get it together
I don’t know where I belong
I don’t wanna sing this song
But I secretly hope
Ill have a normal life
Maybe ill find a wife
And I hope
Yeah I secretly hope
Ill have a normal life